Someone obviously put a great deal of work into this...

JENNY (Dalmatian): Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff...

CHRIS (Housemate): [Points to table with confused look on his face]

LUKE (Me): I thought we could use more beer bottle cap art!

JENNY: Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, lick, sniff, sniff, sniff...

CHRIS: Have you been on Craig's List again?

LUKE: No, I didn't even have to go that far. I was taking out the trash and yanked this out of the dumpster!

JENNY: Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff , sniff, sniff, sniff...